Breathedge 2 Achievements: All 39 With Unlock Rates
Unlock rates read:
Showing all 39
| Achievement | Steam text | How it is earned (sourced) | Players |
|---|---|---|---|
| Safe content | What you don't see can't hurt you. | Playground quest: find and hide the mannequins around the playground (Game Guides Channel "Hide The Mannequins", Aug 28). The most-earned achievement. | 56.6% |
| Attendant | Every station needs an attendant. | Assemble the Attendant mannequin at the station: head on the bus-stop bench, arm along the walkway, torso below. Reward: +2 physical protection (Savage Gaming, Sep 1). | 49.7% |
| Gotta do it | Come on, you have to. | — | 38.9% |
| Hoodlum | I don't know how many people it takes to screw in a light bulb, but it only takes one man to unscrew it. | — | 36.7% |
| Shipbuilder | The important thing here is letting your imagination take flight, not your ship. | Launch the Thronuhaluer (Game Guides Channel, Aug 28; MrLeLedg lists it as Thronehauler at 6:14 of the side-quest run). | 35.0% |
| Traditional Values | Statistically, over 80% of couples who hang love locks eventually break up. Knock the locks off, keep families together! | Knock the love locks off at the romantic spot (Game Guides Channel DGo1b1dKzzY; MrLeLedg 10:17). | 33.3% |
| Emergency brake | The perfect tool for expanding your vocabulary with colorful expressions from the driver and passengers, especially if you yank it at full speed. | — | 32.6% |
| Consistency | The hallmark of bullshit. Or how did that saying go? | — | 30.1% |
| Public enemy no. 1 | There is no crime more heinous than depriving law enforcement of its primary nutrient. | Kill the space cops. Game Guides Channel video rwQmfvg4TEA (Aug 28); a forum player who killed them all could not finish another achievement afterwards. | 26.7% |
| Conehead | Sometimes covering your face can be useful, and it might even give you strength. Whether it’s a pimple on your nose or you’re a terrifying spawn of guilt and sorrow from another dimension with a giant knife, for example. | — | 25.5% |
| Go down in history | You can live forever through art! Unless they put it back in the sewer, of course. | Finish the clay sculpture: head, arm, torch, moving each ball until the green highlight appears (Game Guides Channel ovFiK3iEhaA; Steam forum Sep 2). | 24.5% |
| People person | Making friends in space is easy. Look how many are lying around! And they keep quiet, unlike the living. | — | 24.4% |
| What Did You Expect? | (hidden — no Steam text) | — | 24.3% |
| Curious | If a real man wants to smell space, he does it—regardless of what some so-called scientists say about it being impossible. | — | 23.6% |
| System Administrator | Anyone can handle a computer. Especially when the task is to break it. Proven by millions of sysadmins across the galaxy. | Break the computer — "anyone can handle a computer, especially when the task is to break it". Game Guides Channel video -sz5LA_XBlE (Aug 28). | 22.6% |
| Leader | The Leader can do no wrong; it's the underlings who are the problem. Look at them, flying around instead of working. | Assemble the Leader’s statue from its parts (Game Guides Channel qtyRXr1kQlI, Aug 28; MrLeLedg 17:19). | 22.3% |
| Biometrics | (hidden — no Steam text) | Hidden. A 102-second Game Guides Channel video (rwOkIStEEjE, Aug 28) shows the unlock; we have not transcribed it. | 22.0% |
| Hacker | Any password can be cracked, especially if you already know it and carefully type it in from a piece of paper. | Open the locked cab door with the four-digit train number printed on the outside front of the train — 0861 in the Early Access build (Game Guides Channel "Train Password Puzzle Solution" blfwd8Q6w7A, Aug 30; The Ginger Empire video, Sep 1; Steam forum, Sep 2). | 22.0% |
| Slave to the Stomach | Who even keeps count of this crap? | Process 100 food items in the Nutri-Pack-O-Mat (MrLeLedg rewards guide, Sep 1). | 21.5% |
| Weird toilet | Just another toilet. | — | 21.3% |
| Gladiator | Hail, Caesar! Though I'm more of a Cobb salad guy. | Beat the Bum in the mattress wrestling mini-game aboard the train — keep the nose inside the green bar and win three rounds (Mr Meeko tips, Aug 31; Game Guides Channel, Aug 30). | 20.6% |
| Medalist | (hidden — no Steam text) | — | 20.1% |
| Déjà vu | (hidden — no Steam text) | Hidden. Game Guides Channel video _aXGvdbAH2Q (Aug 28) shows the unlock. | 19.7% |
| Now That's a Snowman! | Building one snowman is basically a full gym workout. Then again, so is literally anything—there’s not much to do in a gym anyway. | — | 18.7% |
| Fighter | Only a real man would dare oppose a granny on a bus. | "Only a real man would dare oppose a granny on a bus" — Game Guides Channel ZfNgnCkodf8 (Aug 28). | 18.2% |
| Alphabet | Mbyae the oderr of lterets isn't so imprnotat, as it semes, but it's btteer coerrct tahn not. Plrbbaoy. | Restore the Chuck’s Taxi sign by finding the scattered letters; one is under the platform where the two bots sit. Letters differ per game language (Steam forum, Sep 2). | 11.2% |
| Jacked | The important thing is to work out. What you use is just a technicality. | — | 10.4% |
| Click-click | You have to conserve light, then put the savings away in Grandma's china cabinet for later. | — | 9.6% |
| Ladies' man | Grandpa taught me to help women. He never specified what condition they had to be in. | — | 9.4% |
| Bum rival | Early bird gets the trash! | — | 9.3% |
| Prankster | Prank calling is fun until someone pulls your ear. After that, you'll have to use the other ear to keep at it. | — | 9.3% |
| Honorary vandal | A basic human instinct: the urge to hit things with a crowbar. | Break 200 objects with the Scrap tool — you get it naturally over a full playthrough (MrLeLedg rewards guide, Sep 1). | 8.8% |
| Visitor | A tour of the toilets gives you a truly unique perspective on any city. | — | 4.4% |
| Patient | (hidden — no Steam text) | — | 3.0% |
| Hehehehehe | Hehehehe, h-hic | Needs a large amount of alcohol; alcohol is crafted from nutriworms and ice — the worms hover above the water-tower structure next to the taxi station (Steam forum, Sep 2). | 2.5% |
| Hunting Instinct | To catch a mole, you have to think like a mole. | — | 2.4% |
| Gangsta | I wonder how many more crates and barrels I have to smash before I become a crime boss? | — | 2.2% |
| Happy whatever! | No idea what I was celebrating, but I celebrated hard. | — | 1.4% |
| Oxyworm Collector | Scrounging up a pile of Oxyworms is easy. You don't even have to dig for them—beautiful! | Gather a pile of oxyworms — they float near the regenerating worm nests on asteroids. | 1.4% |
Sorted by unlock rate. Steam's own descriptions are jokes rather than instructions, so the "how it is earned" column only carries what a named video or Steam forum thread showed; blank means we have not seen it done. Achievements also grant permanent stat rewards in this game (the Attendant gives +2 physical protection), which is why the side quests page tracks them too.
The five rarest
- Happy whatever! (1.4%) — No idea what I was celebrating, but I celebrated hard.
- Oxyworm Collector (1.4%) — Scrounging up a pile of Oxyworms is easy. You don't even have to dig for them—beautiful! — Gather a pile of oxyworms — they float near the regenerating worm nests on asteroids.
- Gangsta (2.2%) — I wonder how many more crates and barrels I have to smash before I become a crime boss?
- Hunting Instinct (2.4%) — To catch a mole, you have to think like a mole.
- Hehehehehe (2.5%) — Hehehehe, h-hic — Needs a large amount of alcohol; alcohol is crafted from nutriworms and ice — the worms hover above the water-tower structure next to the taxi station (Steam forum, Sep 2).
What the rates say three days in
- The opening loop is the wall. 56.6% did the playground mannequin quest, 49.7% built the Attendant, and 38.9% got past "Gotta do it" — roughly one player in two stops inside the first hour.
- Optional builds are done by a fifth. Sculpture (24.5%), Leader's statue (22.3%) and snowman (18.7%) sit together around 20%, matching the forum threads about fiddly part placement.
- Grind achievements are single digits. Honorary vandal (200 objects, 8.8%), Slave to the Stomach (100 food items, 21.5%) and Gangsta (2.2%) need a full run's worth of smashing.
- Alcohol is the bottleneck. Hehehehehe (2.5%) needs more alcohol than the world hands you; the resources page covers where the nutriworms are.
Hidden achievements
- What Did You Expect? — no Steam text (24.3%)
- Biometrics — no Steam text (22%)
- Medalist — no Steam text (20.1%)
- Déjà vu — no Steam text (19.7%)
- Patient — no Steam text (3%)
Sources
Names, descriptions and global unlock percentages: the public Steam achievement stats page for app 2412960, read 2026-09-03. Unlock methods: Reaction Zero "All Chapter 1 Achievement Guides" (Aug 28), MrLeLedg "100% Rewards Guide Timestamped" (Sep 1), Savage Gaming, The Ginger Empire, Game Guides Channel's 26-video Breathedge 2 series (Aug 28–Sep 2), and the Steam General Discussions threads named in each cell.